TV is the highest artform known to man and British TV is the greatest in the world and anyone who doubts that is a fool or a communist. In that spirit we'd like to add to the autumn schedules:
Russian Buckaroo - the same as normal Buckaroo, just with real mules.
Location, Location, Location: hospital makeover - where Kirsty Allsopp, TV Tory and peeling sack of crap turns a hospital into badly needed luxury flats.
Wheel of Riots - has lots of potential. It could either be a gameshow where the names and adresses of upper class Londoners with broomsticks are drawn from a tombola for 'riot makeover' OR it could be a mock-discussion panel where once a week a reason for the riots happening is drawn from a hat and a mainstream politician has to speak solidly and convincingly for a minute as if he/she believe it will wash (note: rational explanations are strictly prohibited).
Live Teacher/Pupil Boxing - or Michael Gove's new strategy for discipline.
NHS Factor - where sick people plead with Gary Barlow/Louie Walsh for an operation.
The London Metropolitan Price is Right - where contestants have to guess how much this officer is worth.
Jamie goes to Venus - because no cooker has a 500 degree setting.
Adelewatch - if you hear her being played on TV, radio, in films, in shopping centres, sports stadiums, up hill or down dale please don't have nightmares.
