Republican presidential hopeful Michelle Bachman is opposed to the HPV vaccine (not to mention the Soviet Union).
These people run the world, folks.
Me, myself, I don't know what she's so worried about, vaccines don't exist. No, they're magic serums. Vaccination doesn't occur because it is the interaction of amino acids, proteins, genetics and, ultimately, the descent of species through billions of years of natural selection, and that didn't happen folks, and there's no evidence it ever did!
Now stick your fingers in your ears and yell "lalalalalalala" until the rapture comes.
