Hat-tip to Snowball:
The officer, based at Salford, said to Prince Harry: "In 20 years of policing, last Tuesday was the most frightening thing I've ever encountered."
Prince Harry replied: "I think it's fantastic what you guys have done to keep a lid on it. It seems really quiet out there in Salford now."
The 26-year-old royal, who took a day out from helicopter training with the Army Air Corps at Wattisham Airfield in Suffolk to travel to Salford, told the officers: "You all did a fantastic job on the night and it's great to see Manchester and Salford back on its feet.
"As an army officer I really respect the work you guys do and I can't praise your bravery high enough."
As an army officer...? Hmm... It's quiet out there now, maybe a little too quiet, if you know what I mean? You never know with these Salfordian insurgents. They're out there... still... watching... They could be watching us right now... waiting... plotting...
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