No, me neither.
People often misuse "from the sublime to the ridiculous" (a phrase popularised by Napoleon Bonaparte). This is completely appropriate. One man with no previous criminal record gets six months for (almost) stealing £3.50 worth of water. Another man is charged under 2007 Serious Crime Act (note it's the Serious Crime Act, not the Silly Crime Act, the Serious Crime Act) for organising a waterpistol fight, bailed to appear in Colchester Magistrates on September the 1st.
You support the police do you? Are you happy now?
