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Hey Boy, Hegel. Buberstar DJs. Ayer We Go!

So, here you Ayer. The ultimate list of music/philosopher crossover puns. Thanks go to Roobin, Ted Splitter, Ian, The Bunk, Julie, Ru, Paul, Steve Bandiera Rossa and the Doc of Rock for all their assistance.

Most notable about this experience was the discovery I made about Rage Against the Machine's song Wake Up. Most presume it to be about the bullshit the American ruling class feeds to its citizens.

It's not though. On closer inspection, the lyrics reveal a cautionary tale about what would have happened to logical positivists in Ancient Greece:

Fisting the Ayer in the Land of Hippocrates

Anyway, without any further Adorno, here is the list:

Kierkegaarda da Vida
Kant Get Hume Out of my Head
Bob Marley - Lenin'
Marx of the Beast
Chemical Brothers - Heidegger your own Hole
The (Hei)Diggers
Bentham Folds Five
Anything you Camus, I Camus Better
Stone Roses - I Wanna be Adorno
Beck - "I'm Althusser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
Beck - "I'm Marcuse baby, so why don't you kill me?"
Wings - Ayn Rand on the Run
New Kids on the Bloch
New Kids on the Locke
Aristotle Belafonte
Jonny Lukacs - A Boy Named Sun Tzu
De Man Who Sold the World
Travis - De Man Hume
De Man Don't Give a Foucault
Paul Descartes-ney
Umberto Eco and the Bunnymen
Sometimes, all I need is the Ayer that I breathe
Mao Mao Mao - I Want Ghandi
Sergeant Popper's Lonely Hearts Club Ayn Rand
Babybird - You're Gorgias
Jethro Tull - Aquinaslung
Hobbes Will Eat Itself
Popper Will Eat Itself
Kate Bush - Running up that Hilbert
Electric Six - Danger, High Voltaire
Puff Daddy and the Family - It's all About the Walter Benjamins
Man Smart (Woman Sartre)
Stylistics - Hume Make Me Feel Brand New
You Spinoza Me Right Round
Heaven Must be Missing an Engels
Rammwittgenstein
Only the Good Die Jung
Colour Me Badd - I Wanna Zizek You Up
Queen - Fat Alain de Bottoned Girls
The Brummie tribute to Freddy Mercury - Quine
Van Halen - Hot for Nietzsche
Specials - Too Much Too Jung
Berkeley Dutchie on the Left Hand Side
Singing in the Paine
Skunk Anansie - Schelling Jesus
Rolling Stones - Sartre me Up
Bob Dylan - A Baudrillard Rain's Gonna Fall
Bon Jovi - Therborn to Be My Baby
The Big Popper
Xenophonboy 3
Darwin-er Takes it all
Judas Priestley
Great Balls of Feuerbach
Bakunin Black
Sex Pistols - Fichte in the Rigging
Kisses Sweeter than Quine
Gramsci we Love You
Dazed and Confucius
The Killers - Somebody Ptolemy
Lukacs us if you Kant
Disposable Heroes of Hippocrates
Bakhtin the USSR
Backhtin Black
Bakunin the USSR
Derri(da) Cross the Mersey
I Kant Help Falling in Love with Hume
Do the Barthes Man
Do the Bart De Man
The Bauer of Love
St Francis of A-CSS
The Grave Heideggers
Before you Marcuse Me
Back in Max Black
Live and Let Leibniz
Kung Fu Fichte
Popper Don't Preach
Christina Aguilera - Nasty Rorty Boy
The Weber Necessities
Rousseauing the Seeds of Love
Heider, Better, Faster, Longer
The Sartre of Noise
Material Hegel
Black Hole Sun Tzu
Umberto Echobelly
Four Franz Fanon Blondes
Machiavelli Furtado who wrote 'The Modern Artist Formerly Known as Prince'
Peabo Bergson
Martin Luther Vandross
Smoke over Walter Benjamin
Leibniz-erachi
Achy Breaky Eckhart
Chas & Dave - Gurdjieff
Zhu Xi in the Sky (with Diamonds)
Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Platoto
Luigi Ferry 'cross the Mersey
Level 42 - Lessings in Love
Todd Rundgren's Utopia - Love is the Anselm
Bacon Chance on Me
Aretha Franklin - Fink
Dirty Deeds Duns Scotus Cheap
Durkheim is Running Out
Primal Scream - Kill all Hippias
Knockin' on Heaven's Dawkins
Johnathon King's A Hundred Ton and Lebfevre
Dizzee Pascal
Plug in Buber
Buber one More Time
Hey Big Spengler
Locke of the Bay
Bloch of the Bay
Mary Woolstonekraftwerk
Ain't Nothin' Going on but Hannah Arendt
Muse - Russell Museum
De Do Do Do Derrida Da
Don't go Breaking my Hardt
Negris with Attitude
Derrida Soul
De Man la Soul
Frank Za-Popper
The Mamas and The Poppers
Lenin on a Lamppost
Bat out of Hegel
Ain't no Montaigne High Enough, Ain't Novalis Low Enough
The Hume-an League
Kant Smile Without Hume
Bentham Rhythm Ace
Comte as You Are
Gerry Rafferty - Frege Street
Reverend and the Freges
Everything But Husserl
The Holloway is Up
Plastic Bertrand Russell
Parliament - Aquinas Boogie
Popper's Got a Brand New Bag
White Zombie - More Hume-an than Hume-an
John Lucas in the Sky (with diamonds)
Lukacs in the Sky (with Jared Diamond)
A Hardt Day's Night
A Hardt Rain's Gonna Fall
Yellow Submarendt
David ibn Merwan al-Mukammas You Are
The Wonder of Flew
Lenin the Ghetto
I Gramsci Clearly Now (the rain has gone)
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite
George and Ira Gershwin - Descartes Take That Away From Me
Porno for Pyrrhos
All Arendt the World
Chris Harmanfred Mann
Rock Arendt the Clock
Kings of Leon Trotsky
Russell-CD Soundsystem
Duran Durandus of Saint-Pourçain
Guns n' Rousseau
Velvet Revoltaire
Ernst Bloch Party
Rival Schools - Marcused for Glue
Huxley Rhythm Ace
All Arendt My Hat
Jacob Boehmean Rhapsody
Half Man Half Bishop Berkeley
Travelling Mill-burys
Iron Maiden - Rand to the Hills
Weather Girls - It's Raining Parmenides
Money's Too Tight To Mencius
Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - Do the Husserl
Earth, Wind and Feuerbach
For Hume the Bell Tolls
Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Mill
Shiny Happy Peguy
Wittgenstein Young Cannibals
Fine Jung Cannibals
Dead Singer for Love
StereoFanon
Red Hot Chilli Popper
Salt n Popper
The Mamas and the Popper
Bacon Blue
REM - Imitation of Leibniz
Something in the Ayer Tonight
De Manfred Mann
Marina and the Jared Diamond
Boulevard of Bacon Dreams
Lenin the Jungle
Wittgenstein on the Beach
Let's talk about Zizek
Foucault the Police (by Negris with Attitude)
My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Baudrillard (and they're Leibniz better than yours)
Schoppenhauer Soon Is Now?
Nietzsche Tonight
The Lost Sartre of Keeping a Secret (by the Quines of the Stone Age)
or by: Aquinas the Stone Age
GramsciMaster Flash & The Furious Five
Je t'Adorno
Dennett Doherty
Sham 69 - Hurry up Aristotle
Gorillaz - Dirty Aristotle
Aerosmith - Just Push Plato
Killer Quine
The Clash - What's my Noam Chomsky?
Husker Du - Zinn Arcade
Quine Latifah
Dancing Quine
Jam - English Rosa Luxemburg
Guns n' Rosa Luxemburg
The Stone Rosa Luxemburg
Gogol Baudrillard
The Damned - Nietzsche Nietzsche Nietzsche
Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Wollstonecraft
Talk Talk - Life's What You Machiavelli It
Talking Heads - Once in a Leibniz
Mao, That's What I Call Music
Al-Thomas More-isette
How Soon is Mao?
Thomas More-issey
Muse - Take a Mao
If you don't know me by Mao
Mao that's the way, uh huh uh huh, I Leibniz, uh huh uh huh
If you leave me Mao, you'll take away the biggest Sartre me
"Mao go! Walk out the Dawkins!"
Mao the West Was Won and Where it Got Us
Mao soon is Mao
Mao Great Thou Sartre
Mao do I live without you?
Where have all the Mao Boys gone?
Milk Mao Blues
Girls A-Mao-d
Play that Foucault Music
Boom Boom Mao
Mao-er of Mao-er
Neil Jared Diamond
Lenin Love With a Girl
Leninterpol
The Divine Comte - National Zizek-spress
Zizek-sy Thing
James Brown - Zizek's Machine
Zizek's Ex
It's Hippocrates Square
Kate Bush-Laclau-dbusting
Heraclite-Busted
The Modern Prince - I Wanna Melt with Hume
I Wanna Be De Man
How Kuhn is Now?
Sonny & Voltaire
Sun Tzu & Cher
Sun Tzu & Voltaire
Gone too Kuhn
Hegel Jude
I can't tell Alain de Botton from the top
Sound Kierkegaarden
Savage Kierkegaarden
Sting (Kierkegordon Matthew Thomas Summer)
Blue Suede Sun Tzu's
Wake up, Little Zhu Xi
Zhu Xi and the Banshees
Zhu Xi Quattro
Quine - Mao I'm Here
Ayer Yeah Yeahs
Fool if you Fichte's Over
I should be so Lukacs
Bloch Party
Phil Collins - Against All Odds (Take a Lukacs Me Now)
The Lukacs Love
Slade - Lukacs Wot u Dun
Quines of the Stone Age - Sick Sick Socrates
Tenacious D - Rock your Socrates
King Missile - Socks(rates)
Jenny from the Bloch
Super Furry Animals - White Socrates/Flip Flops
Elvis Costello - Red Sun Tzu
KC & The Sunshine Ayn Rand - Boogie Sun Tzus
Adam Ant - Goody Two Sun Tzus
KC & The Sun Tzu Ayn Rand
Locke me, I'm a Deist
Bloch me, I'm a Deist
Superfurry Animals - Juxtaposed with Hume
If you tolerate this, your Mill-dren will be next
From Despair to Weber
Nowhere Schachtmann
Schachtmanfred Mann
Bringing Zizek Back
Nowhere De Man
Ellenin Rigby
Russelleanor Rigby
Eleanor Marx Rigby
From Despair Buber
Chet Frege
Dave Matthews Ayn Rand - The Frege
Led Zeppelin - Ayer Frege (d'yer Maker)
Led Zep-Lenin
Kula Frege
Wittgenstein is Running Out
Quine is Running Out
Out of Quine
Muse - Sun Tzuborn
Muse - Sun Tzuburn
Here Comes the Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu, Bloody Sun Tzu
Seasons in the Sun Tzu
Don't Let the Sun Tzu go down on me
Iggy Popper - Perverts in the Sun Tzu
The Kinks - Sun Tzu Afternoon
Sun Tzu after Hume
You Are My Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu is Shining
Black Hole Sun Tzu
House of the Rising Sun Tzu
Walking on Sun Tzu
Sex Pistols - Holidays in the Sun Tzu
Zizek Pistols
You are the Sun Tzu of my life
You Kant always get what you want
White Zombie - Black Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu has got his hat on
New Order - Confucius
Bill Withers - Ain't no Sun Tzu
Good Day, Sun Tzu
Super Furry Animals - Hello Sun Tzu
RATM - People of the Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu, Lollipops and Ranbows
Nivana - Jesus Don't Want me for a Sun Tzu
The Age of Aquarius (let the Sun Tzu in)
The Eagles - Tequila Sun Tzu
Pink Floyd - Two Suns in the Sun Tzu
Easy Like Sun Tzu Morning
Len(in) - Steal my Sun Tzu
Don't Look Back into the Sun Tzu
Bring me Sun Tzu
Metallica - Enter Sand-De Man
Quine Jung Cannibals
Russell-vis Presley
Russell-vis Costello
Faith no More - Land of Sun Tzu
Genesis - Land of Confucius
Mr Bungle - The Ayer Conditioned NightMary Woolstonecraft
Rob Zombie - Mao to Frege Monster
Mr Bungle - Everyone I went to High School with is Derrida
Johnny Lukacs - Lenin the Kierkegaarden
Afro De Man - Because I got Heidegger
Cypress Mill - I want to get Heigegger
Cypress Mill - Dr GreenthUmberto Eco
Smells Like Teen Spinoza
M - Popper Muzik
Popper goes the Weasel
Bacon Breaky Hardt
Peggy Zhu Xi
British St Francis of Asisi Power
Two St Francis of Asisi Suns in the Sun Tzu
Alice in Chains - St Francis of Asisi of Sorrow
Beatles - St Francis of Asisi of Time
Beatles - St Francis of Asisi of Holes
Beatles - St Francis of Asisi of Monsters
Boredoms - St Francis of Asisi Drum
Sonic Youth - The Diamond St Francis of Asisi
The Leibniz Family
Belle & Sebastian - Ease your feet into St Francis of Asisi
I like to be, under St Francis of Asisi, in an Octopus's Kierkegaarden in the Shade
The Cure - Edge of the Deep Green St Francis of Asisi
Black Sabbath - Children of St Francis of Asisi
The Horrors - St Francis of Asisi within a sea
Serge Gainsbourg - St Francis of Asisi, Zizek and Sun Tzu
Kaiser Chiefs - De Man-gry Hobbes
Rocket De Man
REM - I am Super De Man
Lamb of Gottlob Frege
Hey, Mr Tambourine De Man
Metallica - Enter Ayn Rand Man
Hereclite-Kyuss
The Feelgood Hit of the Sun Tzu
Super Furry Animals - The Nietzsche
Elton John - Nietzsche I need Hume
Travis - Writing to Nietzsche
The Nietzsches (Features)
Ayerosmith
When De Man Loves a Woman
Pleased to Nietzsche
Avenged Sevenfold - Bacon the Fallen
Bacon up Before you Go Go
Quine of the Damned - For Bacon
Bacon Care of Business
Bacon Back Sun Tzu (Taking Back Sunday)
3 Colours Red - Popper Girl
Bob Dylan - Popper Kettle
The Carpenters - Popper the World
50 Cent - Window Popper
The Style Count of St Germain
Fanon the Moon
De Man on the Moon
Mr Bungle - Mary Woolstonecraft go Bye Bye
Mr Bungle - Girls of Adorno
Adorno of a Broken Man
Adorno to be Wild
Adorno in the USA
Adorno to Run
Calvin Aristotle - "I've Gottlob Frege for Hume, if you Adorno the 80s"
Jimmy Crack Adorno
Tony Orlando Adorno
Adorno-mower Deth
Bob Dylan - Only Adorno Their Game
Adorno for Pyros
Smashing Pumpkins - Adorno
The Adorno! Team
Rammstein - Feuerbach Frei
Rammstein - Engels
"Adorno no Adorno no no there's no limits"
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Adorno
Van Morris-Sun Tzu
Jim Morris-Sun Tzu
Ace of Bacon - I saw the Quine
Buber Furry Animals
Quine Jung Fanonbals
Captain Beefhardt and the Magic Ayn Rand
Aquinas - Buber Girl
Meat Loaf - Out of the Frying Pan (and into the Feuerbach)
REM - I am Buberman
Locke Party
Ian Drury and the Lockeheads
Ian Drury and the Blochheads
It's Arendt of the World as we Know it (and I feel Quine)
Street Fichte Man
Street Fighting De Man
Radio Frege Europe
Frege Nelson Mandela
God Save the Quine
Huxley Nelson Mandela
Free Nelson De Mandela
"(Thomas) More More More! Mao do you like it? Mao do you like it?"
Pet Shop Boys - West Arendt Girls
Hadornoway
Adorno and the Ants
I want to break Frege
Emma Sun Tzu, Lake and Palmer
Barry Fanonlow
Tony Cliff Richard
Jimmy Tony Cliff
We Have all the Quine in the World
Red Red Quine
Suzanne Vega - Tom's Quiner
The Girl is Quine
Quine Inch Nails
Patsy Quine
The Serge-ers
Mr Bungle - Desert Serge for Techno Allah
Hume2 - Still Arendt Found What I'm Looking For
Mr Bungle - Carry Stress in the Shaw
Fantomas - Good Morning Slavoj
Slavoj to the Rhythm
Sepultura - Slavoj of Pain
Bob Marley - Slavoj Driver
Napalm Death - Quine waits for no Slavoj
ThomasMorek (Tomahawk)
Why, Why, Why, DeLeibniz?
Bloch Betty
Ayer Supply
Marilyn De Manson
De Mansun
Mansun Tzu
Billie Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Marky Marx
Buber Furry Animals - De Man Loves Pauline
Ralph Milibandy Warhols
The Glenn Miliband
Weber This City (on Socrates and Roland Barthes)
Bullet for my Valentine - Bacon the De Man
Robbie Williams - I'm Loving Engels Instead
Papa Roach - Between Engels and Insects
Michael Jackson - Speed De Man
Slayer - Engels of Death
Eurythmics - There Must be an Engels
Gorillaz - De Man Days
De Man Hunter
The Killers - A White De Man Love Song
Earth Engels
Steelheart - I'll never let Hume go (Engels eyes)
Willie Nelson - Seven Spanish Engels
Hume2 - If God Will Send his Engels
ABBA - I Believe in Engels
Engels Eyes
Faith No (Thomas) More - Engelsdust
Velvet Underground - Black Engels Death Song
Kollontai Just Don't Know What to Derrida Myself
Alabama - Engels Amongst Us
Hume2 - Engels of Harlem
Black Crowes - She Talks to Engels
Bakunin Crowes
Scorpions - Send me an Engels
Bloc Sartre
Sartre Garfunkel
Peggy Sun Tzu
De Man Don't Give a Foucault
Bakhtin Black
Bakunin the USSR
The Locke of Love
British Sea Bauer
Back in Bloch
Bloch Crows
Bloch Sabbath
Bob Marley - (Walter) BenJammin'
Gerry & The Pace Machiavelli
De Man La Soul
Deee Man-Lite - Groove is in the Hardt
Gerry and the PaceFreges
I Love Locke & Roll (so put another dime in the Juke Bloch Baby)
Been a Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu of My Father

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