Maybe this is genuine, maybe it isn't. Maybe these are actually existing overeducated, amiable airheads, maybe it was all concocted by Chris Morris. Either way I want you to look at this (pointed out to me by the sterling class-warrior Keith Watermelon). This, apparently, is an advert for a flatshare:
So check it, we've chanced upon a relatively inexpensive yet glorious palace in Streatham. Only trouble being that theres a gaping hole waiting to be filled by 2 beautiful souls...Yes read on, it's some of the most astonishing prose written in living memory, and it's an ad for a flatshare... In Streatham.
We've one small and one medium size room in a chunky 3 story house with a garden, delicious kitchen, delectable dining room, wonderful living room, etc etc. public transport links are good, all manner of shops at the end of the road, and 3 choice cuts of mankind currently inhabiting. if you are prime to live and love life in a most splendid setting, do read on…
Whether they know it or not, Hipsters are the grave diggers of working class communities in London. Nature abhors a vacuum. Where rent rises and housing benefit caps clear out the working poor and unemployed to languish, if they're lucky, in places like Croydon, Romford or Staines, do nothing, know nothing underage oxygen thieving BoBos fill the void, and they fill it with vegan crunk nights.
Oh, and this is the picture accompanying the ad... It really, really is...