Pink Fire Pointer October 2012

New York, storm, etc...


New York, the Capital of Capitalism, is currently a federal disaster area. Aside from the spectacular footage and the various personal tragedies there is something to be learned from (ex) Hurricane Sandy

This is a natural disaster, but climate change means there will be an unnatural number of them in the coming years. Even so, there is no environment on Earth that is simply benevolent. Stay in one place long enough and you will face some kind of natural disaster. A rational and democratically planned society will be able to cope with natural disasters much better than an irrational and sporadically organised one.

This may be just another event, a memorable and individually significant one, but still an event. It could also be an existential moment for US capitalism and, by extension, global society. Every day New York is a disaster area is another day it is not working. In a global slump one of the major centres of capital accumulation has been shut down.

There is a current bourgeois political drive, known to us as Austerity, which is trying to turn societies like ours into a free market idyll, only found in text-books. The only realistic means for an organised response to a crisis like this is the state. The alternative is to let people fend for themselves. If ordinary citizens are expected to put aside for occasions like these it would be perfectly congruent with an austerity drive. But what would that mean for a city like New York? Millions of people have had to evacuate. If teachers, nurses, doctors, fire fighters, office workers, bus drivers, shop staff etc are forced to leave will they be able to return?

ACAB of the day - Ryan Coleman-Farrow

As a detective constable, working for the specialist police Rape and Serious Sexual Assault Unit (SAPPHIRE) Coleman-Farrow failed to investigate 10 rape cases and 3 sexual assault cases. This included at least one case where witnesses confirmed a rape had taken place.

He also falsified witness statements, didn't bother forwarding evidence for analysis (and falsified false results from forensic tests) and falsely claimed one victim had dropped the charges.

Coleman-Farrow was first investigated when a sex worker complained that he had failed to investigate a stalker that she had reported. She committed suicide a few days later.

He was today sentenced to 16 months, a ridiculously light sentence, given the damage he caused to so many people; but indicative of the state's attitude to both rape and to bent coppers.

If anyone's still wondering why so few rapes get reported, and why the conviction rate for reported rapes is so low,this is a good example of why - the experience of Coleman-Farrow's victims is hardly uncommon. ACAB.

X all the Y!


Dorian Lynskey is a very good culture writer, partly because, although left-leaning he’s scrupulously fair in a world full of NME-style, Hunter S Thompson impersonators. Careful liberal doubt works much better in culture than it does in politics. He’s also very good because he gets it about right when it comes to how important culture is.

Culture is an essential frippery. No one lives or dies on its progress and yet it informs everything we do, especially when you regard culture in its broadest forms, language, manners etc.

Lack of access to culture is a good indicator of poverty. The link here is an illustration (a small illustration) of the frustrating paradox of our society. We live in a world of such plenty, yet so often so many people are not able to access it. In the case of the author, who is firmly middle-class, it is poverty of time, so many books to read but little opportunity read them.

No one wants to end up fretting over first-world problems (like becoming a parent who has mistaken themselves for a film studies undergraduate) but it's worth asking, who are these cultural riches for?

The X number of things to Y before you die phenomenon is a class assertion, people with the time and the money (33 Revolutions Per Minute by Dorian Lynskey, recommended retail price £17.99 - cheap for some, I guess) to enjoy the legacy of 6,000 years of human endeavour. The end extreme is How to Spend Itthe Financial Times “website of worldly pleasures”, for people presumably who people who’re so rich who’ve been through consumerism and come out the other side… How to spend it, indeed!

All this is without even getting to the question of whether a society that defines itself by the consumption of artifacts is a healthy society. Modern day hipsters are not creative by and large but 'creative' consumers.

ACAB of the day - Azelle Rodney's murderers, and the state that protects them

The murder was in 2005, but the family's had to wait seven years for the inquiry to take place. And this week we've heard from officer 'E1', who was the head of the armed response team that shot Azelle Rodney 4 times in the head. Officer E1, when questioned at the inquiry, gave the view that the murder was 'a successful operation'.

E1 was also questioned over footage of the incident from a police helicopter which for years police have denied existed and then attempted to prevent being handed over the enquiry. Disgracefully, the inquiry judge has refused to allow this footage to be released to the public, and emptied the public gallery before showing the footage to E1 (this also meant the press were banned from reporting its contents). Given that the police fired 8 shots at their victim, and given the evidence from a paramedic who was at the scene suggests the police planted guns in the vehicle, I reckon you could make a fairly reasonable informed guess as to why the judge was so keen for the footage not to be released.

The United Families and Friends Campaign has its annual march in Central London tomorrow. If for whatever reason you can't make it to Walthamstow, and you can get to Central London, please go and support them.

To be or not to be...?


There is a debate going on about the meaning and significance of the October 20th TUC demonstration. This is a good thing and a natural thing, although beware, there is some right cobblers being peddled.

Was the demo a success? Compared to the last TUC march or the coordinated public sector strikes last year of course it was not. Half a million into one to two hundred thousand is a decline. But this is not comparing like with like. A year has passed in which several unions leaderships allowed pension dispute to die. No new national struggles have been organised, although the Olympic bus dispute was an interesting, rare phenomenon; an offensive strike that was (mostly) successful.

I was expecting the recent march to be much smaller than it was. The major union leaderships had no interest in delivering a conspicuously large demonstration that might raise members’ expectations. The leadership don’t want a fight, but some part of the union movement clearly does. It may be a minority, but it’s a big minority, and that’s where we start from.

So the question is, apparently, general strike or tax evasion campaign? Really, is that the best we can do?

Firstly, the proposed tax evasion campaign: why this is counter-posed to strike action (you probably know who I’m referring to)? The labour movement has just turned out another hundred thousand plus demonstration. We clearly are civilised human beings that can walk and chew gum at the same time. There are also tax evasion campaigns out there, successful ones that do not need to be replicated. Can’t the unions back those instead?

Finally on tax evasion, it is perfectly possible to be anti-tax evasion and pro-austerity. Tax evasion is part of the issue, it is not the issue. The issue is whether the capitalist class pass on the cost of the recession to the working class (and future generations of working class let’s not forget).

Secondly, on the matter of a general strike: of course the people who want a general strike or even co-ordinated industrial action are not in the driving seat. But we need not confuse strategy with tactics. It goes back to the minority we mentioned earlier, who do not want to duck a fight. The minority in the labour movement must come out of the shadows. A discussion about general strikes at this point is a way of getting the minority to recognise itself. Who wants to fight back? I do!

The Tory-led government has had far too easy a ride so far. It will take everything unless it is resisted. Unions resist by collective withdrawal of labour, and when they resist they draw support, inside and outside the union movement. This is because millions of people can see that the working class is finally in the game. This is what set piece industrial action does. We need increased resistance on the part of the unions. If we can’t have a general strike now we need one and we need to be discussing how to get one (whether this involves manoeuvring within existing unions structure or rank and file pressure, like the sparks campaigns is another argument for another time).

Lastly on the general strike, there will be one on November 14th across Europe. Its key support will be in Spain, Greece, Portugal and Cyprus. Why is such action good enough for them but not for us? Must we wait until we’re in the same wretched state as the Greeks before we lift a finger to defend ourselves?

We are at war, whether we want to be at not. Tax evasion campaigns or politely waiting for Labour, which is what’s actually being proposed here let’s be honest, amounts to pacifism.

A new series - ACAB of the day - PC Alex McFarlane

Alex McFarlane, the pig who was recorded in August last year racially abusing a black man in back of a police van last year was today discharged after a second jury failed to reach a verdict on a charge of criminal racist abuse.

The recording includes McFarlane saying to Mauro Demetrio "The problem with you is that you will always be a n***er." It also includes one of his colleagues boasting about strangling Demetrio. Even through Demetrio reported the assault, and marks were left on his neck as evidence of it, no charges were brought. The CPS had tried to bring no charges at all. Indeed, when Demetrio handed his phone in to Forest Gate police station, PC Joe Harrington, another of the pigs who had been present at the assault arrested him on a trumped up accusation of theft from an ATM during the London riots. McFarlane was only charged following the publication of the recording on the internet, where it quickly went viral. You can listen to it here.

In case anyone's wondering how a jury can fail to reach a verdict in a case like this, it's worth bearing in mind that 90% of juries in this country are vetted by Special Branch (as revealed by Newsnight some 20 years ago).

The problem with PC Alex McFarlane is, he'll always be a copper. ACAB.

Outer space

The British ruling class

The Savile affair is gaining even more momentum:


Labour MP Tom Watson has said police must investigate claims of a "powerful paedophile ring" linked to a previous prime minister's "senior adviser" and Parliament... 
Mr Watson said an evidence file collected by the police to convict paedophile Peter Righton in 1992 "contains clear intelligence of a widespread paedophile ring". 
"One of its members boasts of his links to a senior aide of a former prime minister, who says he could smuggle indecent images of children from abroad," he said. 
"The leads were not followed up, but if the files still exist, I want to ensure that the Metropolitan Police secure the evidence, re-examine it and investigate clear intelligence suggesting a powerful paedophile network linked to Parliament and No 10." 
David Cameron said it was a "very difficult and complex case" and he was "not entirely sure" which former prime minister Mr Watson was referring to.


Now, don't be coy, David, it's one of two possible Prime Ministers, and one of the possible Prime Ministers hosted Jimmy Savile at their country residence every Christmas for eleven years (not that that's incriminating - I'm just saying it can't be that "difficult and complex" to work out). 

Add all this to the Hillsborough cover-up, phone hacking, rate fixing, repeated deaths in police custody and, what, is the ruling class in this country just one giant 'ring', a syndicate of mobster perverts? Don't mess with their boat races, mofo, because if you do you're going down.

You're never too old for a bit of conscripted labour

So says former senior civil servant, and all round waste of oxygen Baron Bichard:
"We are now prepared to say to people who are not looking for work, if you don't look for work you don't get benefits, so if you are old and you are not contributing in some way or another maybe there is some penalty attached to that."

He asked: "Are we using all of the incentives at our disposal to encourage older people not just to be a negative burden on the state but actually be a positive part of society?"

So, not content with forcing ever-increasing numbers of pensioners into poverty, now our glorious leaders want to force them onto workfare. Bichard was of course Permanent Secretary of the Department for Education and Employment, and oversaw the introduction of the draconian Jobseeker's Allowance regime - the enabler to the massive use of sanctions, and now workfare, to attack benefit claimants.

Bichard, incidentally, has only bothered to turn up for 79 votes out of 260 since he became a lord. Perhaps he'd be more 'incentivised' to bother turning up for his 'job' if we took away all his money and sent him to stack shelves for free.

Even if this never sees the light of day, note this comment: "[Bichard] acknowledged it would be difficult for politicians to sell to the public, but added: "So was tuition fees.""

And of course tuition fees were never 'sold' to the public, rather the government pushed ahead with them regardless, with the opposition not even pledging to cut them. It's when you have a crisis of political representation on the current scale, combined with a lack of any kind of significant fightback in the workplaces or on the streets, that this kind of insane ultra-toryism becomes thinkable. At the very least, it's a chilling insight into the way the ruling class think, and where they aim to shift the terms of debate to.

Behind the curve...


Sodcasting – you’ve got to love the signifier even if you don’t love what it signifies. I only heard the phrase recently. This is an article from almost a year and a half ago, so it’s clearly been knocking around (according to this the term was invented in 2007 – as usual at TtSD we’re well behind the curve).

Sodcasting is the act of playing music on public transport. Its young people do it. I have never encountered a bone fide adult doing it. Of course it’s infuriating and, of course, sodcasters almost certainly aren’t aware of how annoying it is and many probably think they’re brightening up people’s bus journey. It is another illustration of music used as ambience, sound as space.

Teenagers would make room for themselves in the family home by building a wall of sound in their room with a radio, cassette player or such. As far as it’s a conscious act I think it’s done firstly by young people living in such close quarters that privacy at home is impossible. I used to live in a block of flats where half a dozen lads used to regularly hang about outside. They’d smoke weed and listen to music in a car. They looked like every Mail-reader’s nightmare but were never any trouble. In fact they were being very considerate (whether they intended to be or not) as they certainly couldn’t do that indoors.

The second factor is our society has become much more hostile to young people. We have a government that actively encourages this. Conscious sodcasting is a way of asserting power and control over a space. We can berate young people for doing it, but then life, especially urban life, has been turned into an aggressive war of all against all, fighting for space, rushing from A to B. No one is innocent.

A more considerate society starts with considering people’s needs. In this case a place for young people of all backgrounds to meet and play music.

Phil space... with words


John Harris, the Guardian’s Mr Britpop, has an interesting look at New Labour political language, though it’s not clear why now it’s still very interesting. He notes of David Miliband:
In the financial year 2011-12, in addition to his salary as an MP, he turned £410,171 in fees for "consultancy work and speeches", supplied to such worthy causes as an agribusiness firm called Indus Basin Holding and the United Arab Emirates' ministry of foreign affairs. How he finds time to represent the struggling folk of South Shields as well as overseeing his Movement for Change (which, according to its blurb, works in "specific areas to support campaigns for change in local communities, to identify and nurture talent and to develop new responses to the challenges that people face") is anyone's guess, though his 45% Commons voting record may say something. Or perhaps he's just given up sleep.
Just to further suggest that's he's bionic, the elder Miliband has also become a prolific polemicist, in the Guardian and elsewhere – though then again, maybe "polemicist" is the wrong word…
Miliband's latest article was ostensibly about the old Blairite theme of so-called public service reform, which of itself may represent a pop at his younger brother: Ed Miliband does not talk about that stuff very much, and his brother's wing of the Labour party has always used this subject as a club with which to beat its supposedly unreconstructed adversaries. Anyway, the elder Miliband said things such as: "Successful economies in the modern world are not sheepish about the power and responsibility of the state. But there is a catch. We need to be reformers of the state to reboot our economy and build a fairer society … the fiscal crunch requires a different kind of state. The failure of the government's economic policy makes how much less we spend, and how and where we spend it, a core issue. We cannot meet our goals on jobs, health, education, long-term care and tackling poverty without changing the way government goes about its business."
This is not his only example. Harris quotes pieces by Stephen Byers, James Purnell and Douglas Alexander, where meaning is as difficult to catch as a bar of soap in a tornado.
It brings to mind a famous piece by George Orwell, on Politics and the English Language. His contention was:
A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks. It is rather the same thing that is happening to the English language. It becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts. The point is that the process is reversible. Modern English, especially written English, is full of bad habits which spread by imitation and which can be avoided if one is willing to take the necessary trouble. If one gets rid of these habits one can think more clearly, and to think clearly is a necessary first step toward political regeneration: so that the fight against bad English is not frivolous and is not the exclusive concern of professional writers.
This was a major theme of his final novel, 1984, which he began writing shortly afterwards (although Newspeak is somewhat the opposite of vapid political jargon).
It’s worth noting there is such a thing as Good English, though it is not as simple as it appears. All aspects of our society are contested. Language is not neutral but the result of centuries of class struggle. The prevailing ideas in any society, most of the time, are the ideas of the ruling class, and that includes ideas of what makes good or bad forms communication. The split infinitive is a small, simple and obvious example. It was drilled into children for decades that you cannot place an adverb before an uninflected verb. Why? Because, it seems, you cannot do so in Latin, and England was supposed to be the modern Rome.
So when the Eton educated Orwell offers us five principles of Good English we must beware (despite being articulate and politically conscious, Orwell’s writing does sometimes slip into traditional class prejudice). He was smart enough to offer a sixth rule: “break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous”. Despite notions of Good English being class based, they are real and consensually accepted (or accepted consensually).
If sloppy or opaque language is a sign of political degeneracy, what does New Labourese say about modern politics?
What, aside from firing muted shots in some factional battle no one really cares about, is the point? Right when this most miserable of rhetorical traditions is refusing to die, people at the opposite end of the political spectrum are mastering the business of being altogether more blunt and plain-spoken. For proof, read the already-infamous Tory treatise Britannia Unchained – which may advocate working until you drop dead and deregulated everything, but is at least coherent and straightforward. Meanwhile, David Miliband and his ilk talk – but say what, exactly? Time to leave the gazebo, disrupt the economic narrative and reboot?
Once the Labour Party came to accept the neo-liberal paradigm it had to move to the right while still engaging its base, which was (and remains) social democratic. While it was called Traditional Values in a Modern Setting, it was actually a divorce between words and deeds. Thanks to New Labour, with the exception of the Tory right everyone in Parliament calls themselves ‘progressive’.

Ed Miliband promises no end to working class austerity... Ed Miliband gets booed at trade union rally

      I mean, was it something he said? No, the funny thing is this mild booing (why boo when you can throw bottles?*) is being put down to the SWP brigade. I'd love it if we had a brigade. Labour hacks seem to have a recurring collective nightmare that all that stands between proper decent society and a ruthless, tentacular conspiracy to unleash working class insurrection, is them. Ed Miliband wants to save capitalism, you understand?

The only other explanation is that a large number of trade unionists have had enough of austerity, attacks on their working conditions, standards of living and the services they provide, enough to boo the leader of the Labour Party when he suggests there will be more attacks on their working conditions, standards of living and the services they provide... On Planet Miliband does not compute.

It's down to us, the working class movement, trade unions, tenants groups, student groups and broad campaigns to make a difference. Step one is march. Step two is strike.

*Online police take note, I am not suggesting this be done, merely that Ed Miliband will get over being booed. He really will.

Thoughts for the Brain - petty caesarism...


An interesting article on Lenin’s Tomb a few weeks ago on the conjuncture in Britain introduced the idea of Petty Caesarism. It is a fascinating idea, debatable, but better than the continued assertion “this is a weak government”. Oh really, how is a government that is able to carry out its programme almost unencumbered weak?

The definition of Caeasarism, at least on Wikipedia centres on notions of charismatic leadership, personality cults and military rule. It would be transparently mad to apply that definition anywhere in Europe, let alone Britain. Fortunately Antonio Gramsci expanded the term. In his Prison Notebooks the term also can denote the convergence of party programmes, coalition government, national government and technocratic rule, the last is very important in somewhere like Greece.

The key point here is that social conflict either ceases or is brought to a stalemate, allowing an otherwise unrepresentative portion of society, be it the officer class or the banking or political elite to rule without the use of formal or informal democratic means, formerly considered essential. In other words - stasis. In Greece this is the result of rather intense class struggle. In Britain, if it exists, it is the result of weak or at least one-sided conflict. Further elaboration is perhaps needed.

The point I’m getting to is it made me reflect on a fact of the anti-fascist struggle (the following btw is not a justification of the LT article, just inspired by it). Unite Against Fascism and the English Defence League are clear cut manifestations of two different and opposing sides of civil society. The former is urban, multicultural (specifically anti-racist) and collective, the latter is suburban and rural, mono-cultural (racist) and petty.

The two groups represent two significant trains of thought in our society, yet the numbers of people actively battling it out are quite small. It regularly took tens of thousands to defeat the NF and BNP. It took at the most 4,000 to turn the EDL back in Walthamstow, and that has been the high-point of anti-fascist mobilisation this time round so far.

Compare this to ten years ago when Stop the War and the Countryside Alliance held similar marches within a week of each other, hundreds of thousands strong. It is a perverse fact but now the stakes have been raised people seem more reluctant than ever to take action. The Labour Party may have lost the will and the ways to mobilise against the far-right, or against anything, but it still sits there like the biggest boulder in the highway, and there is no sustained effort to remove it or go round.

This reluctance to come out is the basis of Petty Caesarism in Britain, if it exists. Power is so well insulated from the population the ruling class’s response to any challenge is, more or less, “what’re you going to do about it?”



Phil space


The inner solar system is due to be visited Comet C/2012 S1 (ISON) more or less this time next year. Big whoop you might say, but it is due to travel within 1.2 million kilometres of the Sun without burning out. If visible it will be seen in the northern hemisphere and could be as bright as the full moon, as spectacular as the Kirsch comet of 1860 (see picture), although there are never any guarantees.

What do comets mean? Well, they literally mean the solar system is an ongoing project. Long-period comets, ones with thousand year orbits are a special mystery. They are awesome and sublime, in the proper sense of the word. The Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet, which collided with Jupiter in 1994 delivered more power in its 21 fragments than the entire world arsenal.

Culturally comets have often been seen as bringers of, at best, change, but usually doom. They violate religious and secular anthropocentrism. Our place in the universe may be secure, but it’s far from assured. Many models of the solar system, such as the Kant-Laplace theory, were developed with at least the part-intention of purging fear and superstition from the cosmos.

But in a distressed, alienated world these fears are hard to shift. There may have been the comet scare of 1910, when the Earth passed through the tail of Halley’s Comet. But 101 years later NASA had to issue press statements reassuring people Comet Elenin posed no threat to life on Earth, yet still the emails came rolling in.

So, unless your the superstitious type, November 2013, look forward to one of the solar system’s greatest displays. Goodness me, there's not going to be much else fun happening  that year.

Who are you to criticise? I don't see you with a Fungineering Degree...


Does this sound interesting to you?

While Copenhagen has its Harbour Baths, Paris has its Plages on the Seine, and Basel hosts the annual Rhine Swim, the thought of wild swimming along London's waterways might be somewhat less appealing.
Not to Alex Smith and David Lomax of young design practice Y/N Studio, who have conceived a project to transform a stretch of the Regent's Canal into a swimmable commuting route.

I'm actually in favour of this cockamamie blatant waste of money, so long as when the LidoLine opens we get to chuck Boris Johnson in first. There you go, Boris, get in there! Get in there with the zinger burgers! Get in there with the needles and the jonnies! Get in there with the dog turds and rotten wood...! From now on you're swimming to work!

The Tory party - it's like a lottery that rewards stupidity...

It must be a slow week for the Daily Mail. There's clearly not enough immigrants-gets-free-porsche stories to go round, so they printed this:
Britain’s biggest trade union has set up a new wing – which can only be joined by the unemployed. Tory MPs said it was ‘scandalous’ that Unite, led by the hard-Left former docker Len McCluskey, was trying to exploit benefit claimants for political and financial purposes.
Outrageous! It's for Poundland and Tesco to exploit unemployed people! 
In return for £26 a year in ‘subs’,  the jobless members of Unite Community receive perks including discount designer glasses, advice on ‘claiming the right benefits’ and a  pre-paid debit card offering cashback in high street stores.
Exploited, to the tune of 50 pence a week... and they're going to tell the unemployed what their rights are? For shame! Also, why the scare quotes around subs? Sub is short for subscription fee. Don't they have those at the Daily Heil? Perhaps direct debits are an underhand form of communism? I don't know. But here's where it gets really silly:

Last night Tory deputy chairman Sarah Newton said: ‘It is scandalous that Labour’s largest donor, Unite – which backed Ed Miliband for the leadership – is looking to politically mobilise the unemployed and plug its falling membership subs.  
The public expects trade unions to protect the rights of their members in the workplace – not try to fill gaps in their funding off the back of the unemployed. Is  Ed Miliband really comfortable taking money from a union that  is acting in such a cynical way?
Cynical? Well, of course, Tories are experts on British trade union history, and are only to happy to respect the terms of collective bargaining. It's a shame then that somebody who knows so much about trade unionism and only has it's best interests at heart (you shouldn't be filling any gaps in funding off the backs of h the unemployed, oh no) could have forgotten about The National Unemployed Workers Movement of the 1920s and 30s. What was Sarah Newton MP thinking, eh?


The Nobel Prize for Bitter Irony goes to...


Britpop - the Magnificent Octopus


Musical/cultural movements seem ineffable at the start, logical at their height, laughable in their decline. The key that unlocks any door is the sound. Pop music is novelty, which is not necessarily originality. Pop’s audience for many years has been the young, teenagers and twenty-somethings. Everything is new to them, from their feelings to their bodies to the wider world.

So it makes sense when, for example, a ringing electric guitar can sound awesome after years of sounding jaded.

We may be due for a 90s cultural ‘revival’. It’s an odd thing to contemplate, but no stranger than the idea a few years ago that kids would suddenly love synthesiser sounds or dressing like a cross between Madonna or Axl Rose (add your own 80s signifiers. That said the real hipsters out there seem to be taking up 40s fashion signifiers. Nu Folk is possibly a reflection of this. Despite Mumford and Sons distressing popularity, Nu Folk is neither a folk nor a particularly vast cultural movement. Not yet, anyway.

So, Britpop (we finally used the word) is due to pick up some positive cultural resonances. Three things to be said about it

  1. It was media generated, but then everything’s media generated. Think back to the 1990s, there were two weekly music papers, one monthly magazine, and one radio station. In other words there was huge concentration. A band that got onto John Peel or the Evening Session had immediate access to so many thousand of pairs of ears. If we leave aside the argument about the virtue of authenticity, we may all like something because we’re told to like it, but that doesn’t mean we like everything we’re told to. There have been plenty of failed musical movements, Nu Rave, Skunk Rock, Nu Metal (lots of things with ‘Nu’ in the title).
  2. It was a cultural reaction against the 80s. Musically speaking we’re talking synthesiser pads, gated snare, reverb and general studio gloss, although this was to some extent the 80s indie recording ethic brought into the top ten. Lead singers were a lot louder than they were in the 80s. Contrast Liam Gallagher or Skin with Ian Brown or Mark Gardener. Fashion-wise there was some attempt to link Britpop with Mod. Blur, 92-94 vintage, were the most conspicuous example, although they weren’t truly Mod style, more like skins with longer hair. It also has to be said Britpop was very sexless.  The emphasis was on melody. Rhythms were generally foursquare. I think it comes from not always right-on notions of Playing It Straight. The most notable exception was, again, Blur. Damon and Graham bonded initially over a love of 2 Tone.
  3. Politically Britpop amounted to a rejection of the 80s. The nationalism implied, where it was thought through, amounted to a critique of atomised consumer society, which in a lot of minds was embodied by the United States. The Nazis as far as I know did not attempt to use Britpop or infiltrate it in any way. This is partly because of the way the way limited groups of like minded musicians in places like Camden or  Manchester rose very quickly to national prominence, before any scene could organically arise. But most credit goes to two successive campaigns by Rock Against Racism, which pulled youth culture very much to the left.

So, an appreciation of Britpop begins with this list, subjective and possibly unfair. We will take the period to be from Black Wednesday 1992 to Election Day 1997, between the Major government’s doom and its final extinction, as our parameter. It does not include Radiohead, whose peak came after this period, or The Stone Roses, who came before, or the Manic Street Preachers, who were dreadful.


Blur: Girls and Boys. It’s an obvious choice but, unless you take Suede as the true originals, I tend to think they were a band half apart, who lost momentum as other bands broke through, this is where Britpop, or New Wave of New Wave as it was called in March 1994, made its first mark.

It’s ridiculously catchy, many, many people’s favourite Blur song. Girls and Boys is five minutes long but feels like it ends too soon. Some worried that it pokes prurient fun at the working class, who are, apparently, the mainstay of Club 18-30 holidays, the subject of the song. Damon Albarn was clearly aware of this problem. He used skilful bait-and-switch in the lyric: “Avoiding all work/Cause there’s none available”. At least in the 1990s people worried about insulting working class dignity.

Less obvious is that Girls and Boys succeeded where Relax failed, in alternative sexuality onto daytime radio. Listen to the chorus again.


Oasis: Columbia. Oasis blew it. Ok, they blew it to the tune of several million albums sold over 15 year period, but they blew it. Britpop’s bad reputation is largely down to them, their overblown sound and underwritten music. Noel Gallagher painted himself into such a corner taking over his brother’s band it took him almost ten years to get competent musicians on board.

Nonetheless, their debut album is a triumph. Noel intended it to be a combination of Nevermind and Never Mind the Bollocks, and he got it spot on. Columbia is an odd choice, but it sums Definitely Maybe up well. Three simple chords, wall of sound and the refrain: “I can’t tell you the way I feel/Because the way I feel is oh so new to me”. What 14 year old could listen to that and not feel like they could take on the world, for the first time?


Pulp: Mis-Shapes. I am convinced Pulp were not as good as you remember them. They part-peaked on His ‘n’ Hers and This is Hardcore (it’s isn’t, btw), and only hit their stride with Different Class. Some may disagree.

It’s hard to think of an album or band who sound like Pulp. The music is a welding of opposites, shabby and glam, rudimentary and epic. Jarvis Cocker’s live in the border between observation and imagination. Quite often they’re ugly. There is no such thing as pure autobiography. There is no way a singer on a stage can be taken for the person offstage. Even so it’s amazing anyone could like the character, the maladjusted weirdo who sings Babies or Disco 2000.

Here we’re going to look at Pulp going political – sort of. Mis-Shapes was the forgotten half of a Double A with Sorted for Es and Whizz. The first verse: a put-upon figure rues their predicament, it is a mixture of class oppression (“raised on a diet of broken biscuits”) and outsider status (you can end up with a smack in the mouth/just for standing out”). But it is a collective predicament (“brothers/sisters/can’t you see/the future’s owned by you and me”). The bridge builds to a truly rousing chorus that is a revolutionary statement (“we want your homes/we want your lives/we want the things you won’t allow us”). It is arch and it might be silly, but only someone who has never dreamed of such sweet revenge.

The ambiguity as to who exactly is “making a move” is a nice poetic touch. Class is a much more indelible marker than fashion.

Echobelly: King of the Kerb. Echobelly were a fine band. They were mixed gender, mixed race, international: as if Pigeon Street had a house band. Lead singer Sonya Madan was like the anti-Gallagher, and no less charismatic for it. There only trouble was the lack of good songs.

But King of the Kerb is great. Deceptively jolly: it's actually about homelessness, a unwelcome 90s phenomenon probably on its way back in.

The BluetonesSlight Return. I remember some time ago, around the arrival of Anti-Capitalism in public consciousness, The Bluetones being interviewed in the NME. The lead singer, Mark Morriss kept trying to prove to the interviewer they weren’t left wing, and they weren’t. If songs called The Fountainhead weren’t strong enough hints, the lead singer elsewhere regularly dropped dubious comments about ‘Englishness’.

If Indie music was not just a post Post-Punk style, jangly guitars, mumbling etc, then it was an alternative culture; an outlook that wasn’t left-wing as such but open to left-wing ideas. At some point in the 1990s things became All About The Music. Something was lost at the point because it’s plainly music is not all about the music.

There might be better examples, but The Bluetones were an excellent example of that moment when bands became less a gang of mates with something to prove, even if that something wasn’t clear, to musicians who were the sum of their influences and abilities. Slight Return is a fine song. It’s very simple equation: The Smiths + The Stone Roses. The arpeggio riff is the star of Slight Return, as bright and clear as the moment when four people realise they can make music together.

ReefPlace Your Hands. Having said all the above, these guys just as easily be the typical post-Indie apolitical band. For all anybody knew to begin with they were an advert for a brand of mini-discs (now an obsolete format, but the future of everything in the mid-90s). Their song, called Naked, was agreeable enough. It sounded like the Red Hot Chili Peppers or Rage Against the Machine, and was accordingly chart hit. Gone is the age when bands like REM or The Beastie Boys refuse to license their music on principle. Averts are just another way of getting your music heard.

But Place Your Hands is the one everybody remembers. It’s silly, as silly as a song with an opening line that for all the world sounds like an invitation to digital/rectal massage can be, but it’s great. According to Wikipedia the lyrics are about the lead singer Gary Stringer coming to terms with his grandfather’s death. If I hadn’t have said you wouldn’t have guessed.

Mansun: Wide Open Space. The lyrical equivalent of Britpop’s retro sound was an obsession with the prosaic. Example: well, it can’t get much more everyday than Oasis, Digsy’s Dinner: “What a life it would be/if you would come to mine for tea/I’ll pick you up at half-past three/We’ll have lasagne”. This is not to denigrate such songs. Slice-of-Life lyrics are unlikely to degenerate into cliché or cock rock.

Mansun were late on the scene, their first singles came out in 1996. Their music was highly orchestrated. Their lyrics were fantastical tales. Their first album, Attack of the Grey Lantern, was brilliant. It was a half-realised concept album (aren’t they all?) about a comic book hero The Grey Lantern. He lives in a village, who knows where, peopled by characters called Dark Mavis and the Stripper Vicar. Perhaps was meant to be literal, perhaps it’s about the universal teenage desire to escape small town life and perhaps the concept was cobbled together as an explanation after the fact.

Wouldn’t you know it the best known song on the album is nothing to do with any concept! Wide Open Space is a superb piece of bluff, showing how good bands can make exciting music from almost nothing.

ElasticaConnection. Cocaine was the mid nineties drug of choice. The price of cocaine has fluctuated over the decades, but it has changed from a elite to an everyday drug. You can hear its effects quite clearly in the Britpop sound. Cocaine is a front-brain stimulant. The chemical solution to prolonged stimulation is a back brain depressant. Nobody noticed at the time but heroin took over from cocaine as some musicians drug of choice. It was the undoing of Suede and Elastica. It's amazing to think that nobody noticed the frequent references in Blur's eponymous album and 13 (at one point in the Swamp Song Damon started yelling "STICK IT IN MY VEINS..." whoosh, it went over people's heads).

Elastica were a mildly notorious magpie band, but as with Oasis (or Led Zeppelin) chutzpah and a good ear will win the day. If you must rip off a song rip off a good one.

ColonKick In The Sun. Let's not forget though, Britpop was mostly shit.

Art Attack!


This is a totally fascinating story. A man has defaced a Mark Rothko mural in the name of ‘yellowism’ and claims his act added ‘value’ to the painting. Of course he hasn’t and the guy is an anti-social pest, but his act exposed the difficulty we have as a society where commodity meets creativity.

The man, apparently called Vladimir Umanets, compared his act to Marcel Duchamp, who displayed a signed urinal in 1917. Despite the best efforts of neo-liberal economic apologists, we cannot shake the idea of value being connected to labour and skill. It takes great skill to produce representative art, physical dexterity, not to mention patience and concentration. Representative art was made obsolete by the camera. Artists branched out into impressionism, expressionism etc. But how difficult is it to depict an abstract object in a visual medium?

If art seems less like art more like whatever somebody with the wherewithal says is art (and who decides who that somebody is – it’s a fundamentally undemocratic process) then what is to stop subversions such as these? The answer is, of course, to open up an artistic commons, where cultural artefacts aren’t assigned to individuals, creators and owners, in the way they are now. Why must the value (economic or artistic) of a work of art come necessarily come from artisanal skill and dedication, when it could just be deemed beautiful?

So it begins...


It’s the Week of Evil, or Tory Party Conference. And there’s perhaps none more evil than Gideon Osborne. The heir to an Anglo-Irish Baronetcy, whose only day job was folding towels in Selfridges, Osborne described a proposed mansion tax as the politics of envy. We wouldn’t want that when we incite people in work against against sick or unemployed people who, in Gideon’s imagination, are busy growing mushrooms

His big plan to save civilisation from endless, relentless doom is a scheme whereby workers swap employment rights for company shares. This is the future, folks. Unless we do something we will have the golden opportunity to give up our workplace protections in return for giving a portion of our wages back to the company to play with. Do you see the problem there? I hope you do because, let’s be realistic, given the 2.5 million unemployed, how many bosses are going to present this option as a fait accompli, take it or leave it?

Osborne has also warned parents on benefits against having more children. In his kind of future some children will be left behind. Does that include people tax credits, the biggest benefit claiming category there is, in which case that also means parents in low paid work? He displays a cavalier understanding of where babies come from. If there is now such a thing as surplus humanity (too many babies!) then what can we expect, workhouses, mass sterilisation, or just children starving to death

Words cannot express how truly repellent this man is.

Rolling the nazis... again

What part of No Fascists in Waltham Forest do the EDL not get? Be there to hammer the message home to the so-called master race.

For No Raisin

It was put up on the Graun a few weeks ago, but here's some of the best of Strange Maps.


London Underground extended across the globe.

The Moon coloured according to the age of its rocks.

The abyss stares back


The link here is to a short, simple piece on the fundamental deception of American political debate. There is such fundamental agreement between the two mainstream parties, public debate narrows down to secondary, often peripheral issues. Because ‘issues’ like teaching evolution in schools, the veracity of climate change or the authenticity of Obama’s birth certificate can be argued relentlessly to no practical conclusion, they serve to mobilise various political bases (although the Republicans are always more interested in motivating their core support than the Democrats) and sustain the illusion of urgent debate.


You know it. I know it. It’s seems hardly worth pointing out, except the same grim parade rolls out every four years and no one does anything about it. America is politically null, excepting the Occupy movement, which, rather like council communism without councils, is a moot point if it’s not able to occupy anything. It would take an event so colossal one almost dares not imagine it to open space for a radical alternative. If America means anything it serves as a warning, this is what happens when the labour movement is permanently sidelined.

Meanwhile Polly Toynbee ponders the Tory options in the run up to their conference. David Cameron needs a national vote of approximately 42% to take an overall majority in parliament, 6% more than he got at the last election, and support is ebbing away. There are plenty of Tories with a mind to blow up Labour ‘client state’, i.e. its basis in the wider working class. This combined with a set of irresistible populist measures may yet work. And these measures need not cost anything. Imagine if Cameron led the country out of the EU just as it collapsed.

Feeble though our efforts may be even something like the October 20th democan start to head off that kind of future.