As we know TV is an accurate measure of the downward spiral of civilisation, and we are still braced for
Monkey Tennis small screen debut (note: It didn't strike me when I first thought about it but Gordon Ramsay has actually brought
Cooking In Prison to TV). In that spirit, brace yourself for:
Drunk Horseracing
It's an Atos Knockout (1st prize - 8 weeks unpaid labour in Poundland)
Don't Tell The Relatives (stupid men handpicked by BBC3 are given a funeral parlour to run)
Don't Tell The Owners (ditto, but for a dog walking service)
Don't Tell The Regulatory Authorities (the same, but for banks)
Whatever Happened to Dad's Army?
Tightly Scripted American Comedy Import About Twenty-Somethings With Snappy Comebacks (on E4 because there's just not enough)
Celebrity CAT Scan
Celebrity Dogging
Celebrity Exhumations
Pimp My Wheelie Bin
Muslamic Eye for the Racist Guy
Ku Klux Makeover
EDL Cribs
Brass Eye - the musical
Respect MPs Say the Funniest Things
Republicans vs Science
