Actually existing lyrics

Some of which may have been sung by Wrong Lyrics Christina.

Cut my life into pizza/This is my plastic fork

It's not fair to deny me/The crosseyed bear that you gave to me

I love rock and roll/So smoke another dime with 2Pac's baby

This ain't a sea/It's a god damn arse face 

Let's pee in the corner/Let's pee in the spotlight

The shoes on my feet/Alf Garnett

Hold me closer/Tony Danza

The ants are my friends/They're blowing in the wind

You're gonna have to face it/You're a dick in a glove

We gotta hold on to what we got/It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not

Scuse me while I kiss this guy

She's got a chicken to ride

Out on the windy/windy moor/sweet Roland rolled in brie

Must be talking to a ninja

Scare a moose/Scare a moose/Will you do the fandango

Beelezbub has a devil for a sideboard

This is the dawning of the age of aquariums

Holding back the ears

Bunny's too tight to mention

I left my brains down in Africa

Midnight after your wasted/Take a camel to bed

Israeli men/Hallelujah

Here we are now/In containers