A list... for no raisin... yeah, we get it, no raisin, but here the are the best American Dad headlines:
Democratic Party Missing: Feared Dead
Stuff Happens As Wave of Ambiguity Spreads
Optimist Drowns in Half-Full Tub
Economy Turns Corner, Falls Down Stairs
Missing Twins Found in Gingerbread House
Bush Finally Gets Joke About Last Name
Big Bird Dead Of Big Avian Flu
Bush Appoints Stephen King As Ambassador To Terror
Tantric Sex Conference Ends Prematurely
Confused Iranian President Denies Hollow Crust Pizza
Rob Schneider, Dead at 62
Zach Braff mania sweeps Zach Braff's Apartment
Bush to Voters: "Votes for Dems Kills Angels!"
Dems Take House, Republicans Get Record Collection
Rumsfeld steps down... on puppy's head
Turkey Uprising Fails!EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! Santa exits sleigh, flashes crotch
It's 2007...still no flying cars
Airlines to Screen Emotional Baggage
Plane delayed as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready
Popeye insists: "Olive Oil Aint No Virgin"
Paper Mill To Town: "You smell weird."
Uncle Insists: "Creepy is the new quirky"
Car radio turned up as girls approach
Son Regrets Teaching Dad How to Text Message
Bear Market Suggests Investing In Salmon
Optimistic Nerd's Glasses Half On
Man Tries Sushi For The First Time: "It's Okay."