Showing posts with label Ed Milliband. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ed Milliband. Show all posts
How many Labour front-benchers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. We have to accept darkness is only game in town.
Shh - it's the Labour Party
Ed Milliband reckons our society is going through a 'quiet crisis'. Why should it be quiet I wonder?
Well, in 1998 Tony Blair promised to lead a quiet revolution (What do we want? Shh. When do we want it? Shh.). In the year 2000 he led a quiet mission to Africa. He was still being a quiet diplomat in 2011, and he was always the Quiet American.
The Labour party meanwhile underwent a quiet revolution in 2006, then again so did the city of Manchester in 2005. In 2009 Tony Blair said British attitudes toward homosexuality had undergone a quiet revolution too.
You've got to have sharp ears to be a Labour party member. Quiet down the back!
[Roobin's addition] Even Gordon Brown, in his short and troubled period at the top, got some time in for quiet revolutionising.
Well, in 1998 Tony Blair promised to lead a quiet revolution (What do we want? Shh. When do we want it? Shh.). In the year 2000 he led a quiet mission to Africa. He was still being a quiet diplomat in 2011, and he was always the Quiet American.
The Labour party meanwhile underwent a quiet revolution in 2006, then again so did the city of Manchester in 2005. In 2009 Tony Blair said British attitudes toward homosexuality had undergone a quiet revolution too.
You've got to have sharp ears to be a Labour party member. Quiet down the back!
[Roobin's addition] Even Gordon Brown, in his short and troubled period at the top, got some time in for quiet revolutionising.
Bitter rival John Jackson...
I see here Ed Milliband is standing for "people who don't hack phones, loot shops, fiddle expenses or earn huge salaries"; so just about everyone in Britain. It's about time someone stood up and said "I'm against those things everybody hates".
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